Brocat totally regrets his hardcore phase.
Brocat still enjoys organized male aggression but prefers it in the club; ‘beating up the beat’ with his brahs.
Bro Cat is totes ready for Bromageddon. He’s gonna nuke that commie asteroid, make out with Liv Tyler and fist pump like a champ. FUCK YEAH AEROSMITH!
Don’t wanna close my eyes, don’t wanna fall asleep, cause I’d miss you bro…
Soulja BroCat in this hoe; watch him crank it, watch him roll,
Watch him crank dat Soulja Boy; then Super Man that BROOO!
Brocat has been put on academic probation for failing “Introduction to Latin American Studies” with Professor Hindley.
Brocat must now don a ‘hella embarrassing 80s broclown costume’ whenever in the company of the ‘nasty bitchaaazzzz’ of Sigma Kappa.
Bro Cat supports the troops.
Bro Cat is worried that this dye won’t come out. Shoulda got that yellow ribbon tatty, bro.
(Photo submitted by KevMo)


